QUIZ: What Reading Era Are You In Right Now
Because every reader has seasons and sometimes those seasons are feral
Welcome to the unscientific quiz that will expose your entire personality and pinpoint exactly which reading mood has taken over your soul this month. Take a deep breath. Take a sip of something caffeinated. Accept your fate.
Question One
When you look at your current reading pile how would you describe it?
A. Stacked to the ceiling and emotionally dangerous
B. Cozy, safe, warm, and slightly unhinged
C. Full of faeries, dragons, kingdoms, and trauma bonding
D. Spicy romance and morally questionable men
E. A random mix because you are chaos in human form
Question Two
What makes you one-click a book faster than common sense can stop you?
A. A plot that promises pain
B. Found family or cinnamon-rolled softness
C. Magic, creatures, worlds, and ancient prophecies
D. A villain who might ruin your life, lovingly.
E. A pretty cover that whispered to you rudely
Question Three
Your dream reading setting looks like…
A. A dim corner full of heartbreak and annotated agony
B. A blanket fort with warm drinks and a candle named something like Holiday Feelings
C. A castle library with questionable lighting
D. A bathtub with bubbles and a book that should come with a warning
E. Wherever you last threw yourself into a story
Question Four
How do you act when you finish a book that emotionally destroys you
A. You lie face down dramatically, like a Victorian widow
B. You text three friends and make it their problem
C. You immediately hunt down the next fantasy world to disappear into
D. You start a reread to experience the pain again because you are stubborn
E. You simply move on, then collapse about it later in Target
Question Five
Pick the reading vibe that feels like home right now
A. Emotional carnage
B. Cozy whimsy
C. Quest energy
D. Spice and power struggles
E. Unhinged chaos variety pack
RESULTS
Mostly A: The Emotional Damage Era
You are craving books that tear your soul out in a poetic way. You want trauma slow burns heartbreak comfort scenes and the kind of character development that ruins your entire week.
You are thriving. Probably.
Perfect for
Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
Mostly B: The Cozy Creature Comfort Era
You want warmth. You want softness. You want stories that feel like a weighted blanket and a hug from a man who knows how to communicate.
This era is healing and also adorable.
Perfect for
The Cuddle Clause by Roxie Ray
The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches by Sangu Mandanna
Mostly C: The Romantasy Escape Era
Reality is cancelled. You have moved into a magical realm where the men have wings the women have powers and the plot has claws.
This is your fantasy main character season.
Perfect for
Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J Maas
Mostly D: The Villain Worship Spice Era
Listen. The heart wants what it wants and sometimes it wants a morally messy man who smolders and threatens entire kingdoms in your honor.
This era is powerful. Possibly illegal.
Perfect for
King of Wrath by Ana Huang
Hunting Adeline by HD Carlton
Mostly E: The Feral Goblin Chaos Era
You are reading whatever calls to you with zero pattern and zero shame. Romantasy today, monster romance tomorrow, cozy romance at midnight.
Your reading era is simply vibes based living.
Perfect for
Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta
Legends and Lattes by Travis Baldree
And there you have it! Your reading era exposed, dragged into the daylight, and lovingly roasted. Whether you are out here craving emotional destruction, nesting in cozy vibes, fleeing to a fantasy kingdom, flirting with red flag royalty, or sprinting through genres like a gremlin with a library card, congratulations, you are exactly where you are meant to be.
Now go forth, embrace your chaos and start binging something dangerously on brand because your next unhinged obsession is waiting.
xoxo
