Hi, I’m Delaney — professional vibe-reader, chronic book hoarder, and the reason my husband had to build a full library in our house instead of staging an intervention. I run multiple ecommerce shops, raise tiny humans, manage a life that looks like a color-coded Google Calendar threw up… and somewhere in between all of that, I read books. Fast. Recklessly. With the retention of a goldfish.

So I made a blog about it. Obviously.

Unreliable Book Reviews is where I give you fast, chaotic, deeply unserious takes on every romance, romantasy, thriller, and “I bought this at 2am because BookTok told me to” novel I inhale. Are these reviews academically helpful? Absolutely not. Are they accurate? Also no. But they ARE vibes. And 5 stars. Pretty much always 5 stars.

I’m not here to break down plot arcs or analyze foreshadowing — I’m here to scream about morally gray men, unhinged FMCs, small towns with one bakery and one hot lumberjack, and whatever feral chaos authors like to toss at us “for fun.”

This blog is basically your book-obsessed friend texting you, “READ THIS IMMEDIATELY OR SUFFER,” but in a cute aesthetic format with affiliate links. Because mama also runs businesses and has to monetize that TBR somehow.

So welcome. Get comfy. Grab a coffee, a Kindle, maybe a glass of wine. And if you hear hammering, it’s just my husband reinforcing the library shelves again. He’s a saint. I’m a menace. And these reviews?

Completely. Utterly. Unreliable.

But also kind of perfect.