Holiday Gift Guide for Book Lovers (Not Books… But Book-Adjacent Chaos)
1. Special Edition Books
Did they read ACOTAR this year and spiritually relocate to Prythian? Congrats, they’re never coming back.
And no—special editions don’t count as “books.” They are works of art, display pieces, emotional support objects, and the closest thing readers have to a crown jewel.
→ Link to buy
2. Book-Themed Candles + Candle Warmer Lamp (Set the Whole Scene)
Give them a candle that smells like a morally grey man or a haunted library and a candle warmer lamp so they can live the aesthetic without burning down their TBR pile. A full sensory experience for their delusions.
→ Candle link
→ Candle warmer lamp link
3. Bookish Tote Bags
For hauling 47 library books while insisting they’ll read all of them “this week.” We encourage the denial.
→ Link to buy
4. Page-Holder Thumb Rings
For one-handed reading like the true feral creature they are. Goodbye cramps, hello peak efficiency.
→ Link to buy
5. Harry Potter Coloring Books
When their brain needs a break from angsty fae, morally grey men, or 500-page plot twists, a Harry Potter coloring book is pure therapy. Cozy, nostalgic, and magically soothing & perfect for readers who want Hogwarts-level comfort without rereading all seven books again.
→ Link to buy
6. E-Reader (Obviously)
The holy grail of binge readers. Thousands of books. Zero shelf space. Peak chaos. If they already have an e-reader? Get them cute accessories so they can carry it around like the precious emotional support device it is. A padded sleeve, a cute bag, a case that screams “I have no self-control,” you name it.
→ E-reader link
→ E-reader sling bag link
7. Kindle Unlimited Subscription
Unlimited books. Unlimited chaos. Unlimited delulu. An elite gift for binge readers who burn through novels like oxygen.
→ Link to buy
8. Bookish Apparel
Let them wear their personality loud and proud: “Just One More Chapter,” “My TBR Is a Cry for Help,” or whatever unhinged mood they’re in. And if you want actually cute options? Shop the Unreliable Book Reviews store because yes, I am shameless and yes, the merch is elite.
→ Link to buy
9. Bathtub Book Tray
Peak cozy chaos. Highly relaxing. Mildly dangerous.
→ Link to buy
10. Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Because sometimes the world is loud and your reader is two seconds from screaming “I AM TRYING TO TRAUMA-BOND WITH THESE CHARACTERS.” Noise-cancelling headphones = instant portal to their fictional universe of choice.
→ Link to buy
