🏒 QUIZ: Which Hockey Romance Series are you?

A deeply scientific, absolutely accurate quiz (no it isn’t)

Take this quiz to discover whether you're a chaotic ice gremlin, a soft girlie with a thing for goalies, or someone who absolutely should not be left alone with a hockey boy.

❓ 1. What’s your ideal hockey boy vibe?

A. Tall, tattooed, polyamorous chaos
B. Broody and emotionally repressed
C. Flirty golden retriever energy
D. Competitive, messy, probably needs therapy
E. Sweet cinnamon roll who bakes
F. Slow-burn tension king
G. Himbo menace
H. Small-town soft-but-spicy
I. Drama magnet with bad decisions in his eyes

❓ 2. What is your reading environment?

A. Lights off, Kindle brightness at 1%, blanket over head
B. Curled on the couch with a mug you forgot about
C. Airport terminal reading like a woman possessed
D. Sitting upright like this is a confrontation
E. Bedtime reading until 3 AM accidentally
F. “Just one more chapter” liar
G. Laughing out loud and scaring strangers
H. Cozy winter vibes
I. Dramatically sighing every five pages

❓ 3. What trope makes you weak in the knees?

A. Reverse harem / why choose
B. Grumpy x sunshine
C. Banter so sharp it could slice ice
D. Rivals to lovers
E. Friends to lovers
F. Slow burn so slow you scream
G. Rom-com disaster energy
H. Small town, big feelings
I. Unhinged soap-opera drama

❓ 4. Pick a piece of hockey equipment:

A. The entire team
B. The visor he refuses to wear
C. His towel from the locker room
D. That stick he slams when he’s dramatic
E. His warmup hoodie
F. The gloves (you know why)
G. His lucky cup (…sorry)
H. His jersey you steal
I. A beer from the after-game bar fight

❓ 5. Your toxic trait:

A. Falling for multiple men
B. Thinking you can fix him
C. Flirting as a sport
D. Fights first, feelings later
E. Apologizing for things that aren’t your fault
F. Staying for the slow burn every time
G. Laughing during arguments
H. Falling for the softest one on the team
I. Choosing chaos even when warned

🥅 RESULTS

🏒 MOSTLY A → Jacksonville Rays by Emily Rath

You are feral, ungovernable, and chronically unbothered by the presence of several men vying for your attention.
Your life is a locker room, emotionally and spiritually.

🌩️ MOSTLY B → Vancouver Storm — Stephanie Archer

You are moody, dramatic, and soft on the inside.
You thrive on angst, tension, and men who grunt instead of communicate.

✨ MOSTLY C → My Hockey Romance — Lauren Blakely

You are the flirty chaos friend who always has a witty comeback and accidentally steals the hearts of everyone in the room.

🔥 MOSTLY D → Hawkeyes Hockey — Kenna King

You attract men with rage issues and emotional baggage.
You love messy. You are messy. We support you.

🧁 MOSTLY E → D.C. Eagles Hockey — Leah Brunner

You’re a soft queen who loves tenderness with a side of spice.
Your hockey boyfriend would make you soup and kiss your forehead.

🧊 MOSTLY F → Playing the Puck — Wynter Ryan

You live for the aching slow burn, the brush of fingertips, the yearning, the tension that could bend metal.

🤪 MOSTLY G → Pucked — Helena Hunting

You are unhinged rom-com energy in human form.
You could trip over air and fall in love doing it.

❄️ MOSTLY H → Lakes Hockey — Sloan St. James

You love small-town charm with a shot of heat.
Your ideal date is hot cocoa, flannel, and one large emotionally-stunted athlete.

💀 MOSTLY I → Brother Puckers — Kayla Grosse

You are the drama.
Your life is a soap opera on ice and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Thanks for playing, babe. May your skates stay sharp and your book boyfriends stay unhinged.

xoxo