WHERE WE READ FAST, FEEL EVERYTHING, & REMEMBER ALMOST NOTHING
WHERE WE READ FAST, FEEL EVERYTHING, & REMEMBER ALMOST NOTHING
Welcome to Unreliable Book Reviews
You’ve stumbled into the land of fast reads, faster opinions, and absolutely zero chill. This blog delivers short, overly dramatic, and occasionally slightly unhinged reviews of whatever books I inhale at 1AM while ignoring chores and responsibilities.
Consider this your warning:
Spoilers may happen. Not on purpose — I’m just excited.
Accuracy is optional. Vibes are not.
Every book is basically five stars. I fall in love easily.
Dramatics are guaranteed. It’s my love language.
If you want academic critique, please look away.
If you prefer the honest chaos of a book-obsessed friend,
you’ll fit right in.
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The Housemaid by Freida McFadden
Yes, the vibes scream predictable domestic thriller. Yes, I guessed the twist. And YES, Frieda still slipped in chaos grenades that had me whispering “WAIT. STOP.” like someone watching a car crash they can’t look away from.
This book gives you:
toxic rich-people theatrics
gaslighting Olympics
a house built entirely out of red flags
secrets stacked like Tupperware tension thick enough to chew
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Brimstone by Callie Hart
I went into Brimstone READY for more feral Kingfisher chaos.
The menace. The problem. The stab-me-and-I’ll-say-thank-you energy.
And Callie Hart said:
“Cute. Here’s CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT that will emotionally waterboard you.”
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A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas
This book started with “girl accidentally kills the wrong wolf” and somehow ended with me emotionally adopting a sentient house, reevaluating my taste in men, and Googling “is it normal to be attracted to fictional winged creatures.”
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INTRODUCTION!
Welcome to Unreliable Book Reviews
(where we read fast, feel everything, and remember almost nothing)
Hello, fellow book goblins, romance gremlins, and emotionally unstable speed-readers. Welcome to Unreliable Book Reviews — a blog founded on the belief that plot is optional, vibes are eternal, and I should probably not be trusted with anything resembling literary analysis…